With the holidays upon us, I figured I'd impart some knowledge from this book. Where we received it, i don't know. However, there are some interesting wisdom, such as:
How to Determine the contents of a wrapped gift. (of course i will be interjecting with my own thoughts on this.)
Without opening the present:
1. Observe the position of the gift. (the closer it is to the top of the pile, the more likely it is fragile or expensive item.)
2. Note the gift's surroundings.
3. Examine the wrapping paper. (if it is a sloppy job, a kid probably did it, or me since i can't wrap gifts.)
4. Smell the Box. (if it smells bad... it could be a pet... a dead one if it's really bad.)
5. Squeeze the Package. (apparently, it is not Charmin.)
6. Measure the Package.
7. Shake the package gently. (Because you don't want tho shake the puppy or kitten too hard.)
8. Weigh the package. (seriously!, who has a scale readily available?!)
